Showing posts with label lost leprechaun loot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lost leprechaun loot. Show all posts

3/1/14

St. Patty's Day Surprise

Because I love St. Patrick's Day, and in honor of my first story, I give you . . . 




for FREE!


Click the picture for their link to the Amazon page. 

It's supposed to be an ugly Sunday with sleet and snow falling, what a perfect time to do some reading, right?  

How to Lose Weight While Eating Bonbons is also still available for FREE!

8/3/13

FREEBIES!

Too Late! Sorry!
FREEBIES!!
 
 
In celebration of my birth month -- and my inability to write a blog this month -- I'm offering my e-books for free!
 
If you've wanted to read them, but didn't have the money, now is the chance to download them.
 
Or if you live in another country and want to practice reading English, now is your chance to download them.
 
Or if you have a friend who wants to read them, but his/her mom won't let them spend the money, now is your chance to spread the word for the free download.

FEEL FREE TO SHARE THIS BLOG LINK AND THE INFORMATION WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE!
 
FREE In chronological order:
 
To Gnome Me Is To Love Me -- August 5-7
 
The Fast and the FAERIEous -- August 8-10
 
A Maze of Monster Mix-Ups -- August 11-13
 
 For Whom the Bell Trolls-- August 14-16

Sugar Plum Disaster-- August 17-19 

Lost Leprechaun Loot  -- August 20-22
 
And if for some reason, you missed the free download time, I'm offering

ALL of my books for free on August 23-24!!

They are all here on my Amazon author page, M. A. Golla
 
Hints & Suggestions:
  • The linked books above are for the US Amazon store. If you want the Amazon store in the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Spain, Italy, Japan, India, Canada, or Brazil, then click these links and it will take you to my Amazon author page for each country.
  • Choose the free book and download to your Kindle or computer/phone with free Kindle app.
  • Verify the free book prior to downloading! Amazon runs on Greenwich Mean Time . . . and I haven't a clue as to what that entails for other parts of the world! 
  • Did you know that Amazon charges the author for every book returned? So please, make sure the book is free before you download it. I don't want to have to pay Amazon . . .
Enjoy my stories!

As always. feel free to post a review, good or not so good, on Amazon.

Thanks!

Later, Peeps!




 
 


8/28/12

Happy Birthday to ME . . . and YOU!

FREEBIE EXTRAVAGANZA!
Here's the link to my Amazon profile. For some reason, FOR WHOM THE BELL TROLLS doesn't show up. You will have to type in the title. sorry.
 
My birthday is August 29th, and I'll be turning the ripe old age of 51.
I told you I would be honest on this blog. And no, I don't have any problem blabbing about how old I am. Besides, I dye my hair and I certainly don't ACT old.
The only giveaway is my skin. Yep, I have old lady skin, saggy, baggy and thinning.
And wrinkles. Lots and lots of wrinkles around my eyes, most of the time successfully hidden with Ironman wrap around sunglasses. I don't do the make-up thing. It's not that I can't do it, I simply don't. I'm lazy that way. But I can clean up nicely if needed.

Anyhoo, when I decided to self-publish The Goblin's Apprentice stories, I just wanted to get these stories into the hands of kids who wanted/needed to escape the realities of their lives. If I made a buck on it, then BONUS!

Well, I'm not making money on these stories. Shoot, I think I sold only a handful of them each month--literally. When you tally the amount earned against the amount I paid on cover art, the result is still negative. Giving them away hasn't resulted in much bigger numbers.
I stink at publicity. The freebies I gave away haven't been shared with others. No one is really bothering to give me reviews on the books, good or bad. Overall, the response to The Goblin's Apprentice has been "meh".
So as my final hurrah, I am giving away ALL SIX OF THE BOOKS from August 28-30. 
Three days of freebies for six stories.
Why?
Because of Greenwich Mean Time. I mean, really?

Trying to calculate when books will be free and off free around my birthday just made my head hurt. So I decided to take three days to do it.

All of these books should be available on Amazon's various incarnations: US, UK, DE, FR, IT and ES. I will link these books to the US Amazon store, but if you live in one of these other countries you might need to dig around a little for them.

The sequence of the books is:
TO GNOME ME IS TO LOVE ME, Book 1
THE FAST AND THE FAERIEOUS, Book 2
A MAZE OF MONSTER MIX-UPS, Halloween short story
FOR WHOM THE BELL TROLLS, Book 3
SUGAR PLUM DISASTER, Christmas short story
LOST LEPRECHAUN LOOT, St. Patrick's day short story

And the events of LEPRECHAUN will lead into the beginning events of book 4, tentatively titled DRAGON DAYS OF SUMMER.

Enjoy my birthday, Peeps! Because I'll be at the kidlet's back-to-school night. Rah!

 

3/15/12

FREE! Lost Leprechaun Loot

On tomorrow, Friday March 16, and Saturday March 17, I will be giving away Lost Leprechaun Loot on Amazon. So if you missed the freebie last week or you want to share this link with a friend--DO IT!

Though it isn't a St. Patrick's day story, it has leprechauns in it . . . and they aren't very nice at all! Yes, this is a Kyte Webber short story. It actually takes place between FROM WHOM THE BELL TROLLS and the unwritten and unnamed book four--all I know is that #4 involves a dragon . . . or two.

Three leprechauns need eleven-year-old Kyte Webber to find their pots-o-gold, but this adventure isn't as straight forward as it seems as the leprechauns want their gold and the reward they promised Kyte, too. They will try every trick in the book to deceive Kyte, but she has a few tricks up her sleeve and plans to beat them at their game.


Enjoy!

And come back to visit on Saturday--I'll have another surprise for those spring breakers who need reading material!

3/17/11

Lost Leprechaun Loot Freebie!

Now that St. Paddy's Day is here, I'm still giving away free copies of Lost Leprechaun Loot!

It has leprechauns, though they aren't the typical leprechaun that you think about when you think of St. Paddy's day. 

It has a dragon, and I have to admit that Zinzara is a little different than your typical dragon.

And it has pixies, lots and lots of pixies.  If y'all are familiar with Star Trek and the Borg, then you might have a little insight into my pixies.

Amazon won't let me give away freebies, so you have to go here, click BUY (pdf is best), and enter this code: XD43F

Later, Peeps!

3/1/11

Release Day for GNOME!!!

In celebration of releasing GNOME, I will give away a free copy of Lost Leprechaun Loot . . . just in time for St. Paddy's day!!!
Here's my smashwords page, Click on Lost Leprechaun Loot, enter the coupon code: XV73M


Feel free to forward this link and code to anyone and everyone.  LLL will be free until March 14th.
Oh, I'm planning to have Book 2, THE FAST AND THE FAERIEOUS out by May1!

Love and hugs for all your support!
Later, Peeps!

1/24/11

To Self-pub or NOT to Self-Pub

that is the real question, isn't it?

For years, self-published writers got a bad rap (and many of them deserved it), but the publishing world is changing. BUT I don't think someone who is a new writer should immediately self-publish. 

Why?

Because they aren't ready and, more importantly, their work isn't ready. (Of course there are always exceptions to broad statements like this one)

Just because you write a book it doesn't mean everyone in the world should see it.  So many first books are dreck.  If they aren't dreck, then they've been overworked, critted to death, or simply in need of a single shot blowing it into shreds.  So many writers need to write hundreds of thousands of words to even get a clue who they are as a writer.  One book ain't gonna do it.

Personally, I have four 90-100 K word novels and 10 picture books sitting under the proverbial bed, AKA the hard drive.  And this isn't including my current middle grade stuff.  It is a rare writer who can write something that is publishable first time around.  It takes time and many, many words to hone your craft, find your writing voice and style, and TO LEARN THE BUSINESS OF PUBLISHING.

Way too many writers are just so anxious to see their name in print or to say they're a published author that they forget there is more to this business than simply writing a story.  There is also something to be said for having a pile of rejections in your files. 

Why?

It allows you time to develop a T-rex thick skin.  Rejection happens get used to it.  Instead of agents and editors rejecting your stuff, it's bad reviews, trollish comments, or whatever.

Another key to self-publishing is to get as many books out there in a reasonable time frame.  If someone likes your story, then they want to buy another story.  HAVE THAT NEXT STORY READY. 

How long did it take you to write your first story?  One year?  Five years?  How long will it take for you to write the second story? 

My first story took over two years to write.  The second one took about eight months.  Some of the middle grade stuff doesn't take as long to write, but it does take time. 

So to that end, I must go and work on my next Kyte Webber story:  She might have won the battle in LOST LEPRECHAUN LOOT, it doesn't mean the leprechauns aren't contemplating revenge. . .

Later, Peeps

Due to my own stupid incompetence , Lost Leprechaun Loot, has been delayed going up on Kindle.  And yes, I was severely reprimanded by my writing friend, Edie Ramer.  Let's just say that it was up, but I managed to give myself a double last name.  So as soon as I was able, I took it down to fix my errors, delaying its release. 

1/21/11

Taking a Leprechaun Leap

Well, I did it.

I made a foray into the world of self-publishing.  Yes, it made my brain hurt trying figure out all the stupid little formating things that I had to to and reading all the fine print of the contracts.  I don't even want to think how much my head would have hurt trying to clean up a full novel--ugh!  All I had was a simple 5500 word chapter book story, or short story, which wouldn't have seen the light of day any other way, I might add!

Anyhoo, I want to thank all the people who helped me along the way. I'll blog about my story when it becomes available.  Right now, it's in the hands of Amazon and Smashwords for them to do their 'magic'.

But I have to give Laura Morrigan a shoutout for my incredible cover:

Don't you just LOVE the dragon's eyes!  I know I do.
Later, Peeps!