6/22/09

Life is cyclic

Ever notice how cyclic life is?

This is where it pays to have good karma. There's a reason for the trite saying 'what goes around comes around'. Life tends to bite you in the butt when you aren't looking, so try to exude good karma to those around you.

But this isn't a post about karma, it's about puking . . . animals, that is.

Almost nine years ago I had my daughter. I had zero morning sickness. So what type of child did I spawn? Yeah, we called her the puker. I knew the child would never choke to death because she puked everything up before it could get to that point. Over time, the puking slowed to a stop, she was probably around five or six at the time. YAY!

Or so we thought, then the geriatric fuzzy critters started. Yes, I now have puking cat, at least every few days or so, and a puking dog (age eleven) who projectile vomits monthly (the vet helped with Katie's problem and I feed her three small meals a day--so far, so good).

Kato Kitty is nineteen and pukes . . . a lot. At first it was when he would stuff himself with too much food. So I started feeding him less, in tiny coffee spoon increments, three times a day. Alrighty-then, but he began drinking copious amounts of water. Sometimes simply puking up the water or--joy, oh joy--puking up water AND food. At least it's dry food and usually still in chunk format.

He used to go to our closet and vomit on the floor. Though it was funny when hubster would walk in and step on a wet patch, it did wear on our relationship--okay, it still was funny--like the time hubster (I was at work, pre-kiddo) was home sick and he was watching cheats for a video game, and runs into the other room, plops down on his knees and lands right in a cold wet hairball. My stomach hurt so much from laughing so hard when he called to bitch about it!

Anyhoo, over a year ago we decided to recarpet the house. It needed it--cat/dog puke, you know--so we had to lock Kato in the laundry room to keep him safe. Food, water, litter box, and cat bed were put in the laundry room and he was a happy kitty. So we never moved him out. He's happy there. It gets toasty warm when the heater is on. Oh, when I toss clothes in the dryer, he thinks he's in a kitty spa with the dryer vibrating and warming his old bones. It's tiled, so when I feed him we lock him in for at least an hour--usually when he pukes--and it makes for easy cleanup.

Which brings me back to the topic. Life is cyclic. Don't crap on someone's parade, because when you want them in your corner--they'll just crap right back in spades.

Write on!

11 comments:

  1. LOL Too funny. My husband calls our cat Puke Girl.

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  2. Poor kitty.
    You're right about what goes around.
    Or like they say--Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
    'Cause it doesn't hurt as much when it comes back to bite you in the butt. ;)
    Susan

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  3. LOL funny post, Margaret!
    And I like to say, It's always easier to be nice than be mean.

    And you're right-- if you're not nice, it will come back to bite you in the ass. :)

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  4. Even though Kato is having a hard time jumping up on the dryer, he still makes it though with a lot of complaining. I told hubster that we need to build him a set of steps.

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  5. I'll trade you one puking cat for two peeing dogs. ;-)

    When the kiddo was little and threw up at night, he went through all sorts of contortions to get it on the carpet and not the bed. No matter how many times I explained to him that bedding could go into the washer while the carpet couldn't . . . sigh.

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  6. LOL, Marilyn! I'm so with you on that one. When the kiddo had food poisoning last year (it was from her school) we found a glow-in-the-dark necklaces and tucked it inside the rim of a trash bucket--she hit it every time!

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  7. ahh, the fun of cleaning up vomit. Hubby's response to vomit at our house is to point it out of me and wait for me to take care of it. But there was the time he stepped in it. BRAWAHAHAHAHA sorry. (wipes tears from eyes) He was waiting for me to get home.

    Now, I have an 14 y/o border collie (Maggie) who likes to sneak into the dining room and take a poop. But it's always hard and picks up. Can't scold her. She can't hear. Can't point it out, she can't see. Sigh. I pick it up and toss it out and go on with life.

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  9. Reading this blog has once again made me grateful that horses can't vomit.

    Margie, you may want to try getting a rabbit. They can't vomit either.

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  10. Too funny, Cyndi! I guess you just do what you have to do.

    We did have two bunnies, Jody! Uh, bunnies piss a lot! And it does smell. Our first one lived to be about four or five years old--indoor bunny, we had him litter box trained. The second one died about two weeks after we got him. He was just a handful, but had convultions from some viral disease he got from his dame. I had to give him twice daily shots. It was horrible when he would convulse and then arch in a tetany before convulsing again. The baby died in my hands.
    --which explains why I gave mouth-to-mouth to a bunny who fell in our pool. He didn't make it either.

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  11. Okay, then my only other suggestion is to have stuffed animals only. They don't make a mess. Until one of your REAL animals dismembers them and strews them about the house that is.

    Much as I love animals, I won't have one living in my house for all the *lovely* reasons you mentioned in this blog!

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